Creamy White Bean & Artichoke Dip

 I'll write something exciting later... I have dishes to wash.

• 1/3 cup mayonnaise*
• 3/4 cup canned white beans
• 1 clove garlic
• 1/2 shallot, quartered
• 1/2 Tbs apple cider vinegar
• 1/4 tsp Kosher salt
• 1/8 tsp ground mustard
• 1/8 tsp white pepper
• 14 oz can artichoke hearts, drained
• 1/4 cup sliced pickled jalapeños, drained

1. Put everything except the artichoke hearts and jalapeños in a food processor or blender and zap until creamy.  Add the artichokes and jalapeños and pulse until they are incorporated, but still offer a bit of texture.
2. Serve with pita chips, tortilla chips, celery sticks, or other veggies.  Keeps about a week in the fridge, although the jalapeño flavor will strengthen.

Notes:

• I generally use great northern beans, because it's what I always have in my pantry.  Cannellini beans will yield the creamiest dip.
• If you like a milder heat, a 4oz can of green chilis can be subbed for the jalapeños.
•  If you plan on using the dip immediately, you can sub in Greek yogurt for the mayonnaise, it simply won't last as long in the fridge.

I Know This Isn't a Recipe...

But it's totally food-related.  I swear.

So, this last weekend I headed back to St. Louis for a bridal shower.  It was the first bridal shower I have ever been to, and it coincidentally was also my own. 

The outpouring of kindness was completely overwhelming.  I received so many kind gifts and sincere wishes, many from people whom know my family more than me personally.  It was such a wonderful day.  Not to mention, I got so many kitchen goodies, I can barely keep my composure thinking about it.  Seriously, wedding showers are way better than birthdays-- nobody sings to you, you're not getting any older, and everything you get is incredibly useful [and often kitchen-related :) ]. 

While I haven't been posting a ton of new recipes just yet, I have certainly been cooking, a lot.  The recipes should follow soon.  Until then, you can look at all the pretty things I got for my kitchen.  They make me giddy.

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Creamy Cashew Chicken Salad

Does anyone else eat weird breakfasts?  For instance, through middle school, I at a PB&J sandwich every day at the bus stop at the crack of dawn.  After awhile, if I brought a waffle instead, my classmates found that strange.  Well, my eclectic breakfast habits have only elevated since then... I woke up this morning, opened my fridge, and passed up my yogurt, fruit, etc and decided I wanted chicken salad.  So I made chicken salad, but not just any heavy, oily chicken salad--this is special chicken salad--guilt-free chicken salad.  Cashews provide the creaminess, while white grape juice concentrate lends a tangy sweetness, all punctuated by crunchy grapes, celery and just a hint of soy sauce.  This stuff made me a chicken salad believer.

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I have a confession.  I am a cookie discriminator.  When someone brings cookies to an event, or you get a plate for Christmas, or any other situation arises where a variety of cookies is available, I would altogether pass on a cookie than eat an oatmeal raisin cookie.  There is something about raisins in a cookie that just makes me kind of sad.  (Or it may just be the raisins that make me sad... Benny & Joon, anyone?)  Anyhow, the point is, when you cover said humiliated grapes in dark chocolate, the whole cookie is transformed.  And now incredibly delicious.  I made these cookies quite a while ago, and realized I didn't blog them.  So when I saw Raisinets on sale at the grocery I decided I needed to make them again, just to blog them... not at all because they are incredibly tasty or anything....

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What's your strangest food craving?

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Sometimes I think I'm un-American.  I don't like grilled cheese, pizza, or chicken pot pie.  I don't drink beer, and I think Coke tastes like battery acid.  Then, an eclectic little pizza like this comes along to prove me wrong: thin crispy crust, rich aromatic roasted garlic, tangy apricot preserves, and salty pungent goat cheese all harmonize wonderfully.  So maybe I can call myself at least partially American, after all I really dig this pizza.