Kung Pao Chicken

I have a long list of guilty pleasures....

• Trashy reality shows, like The Bachelor and The Million Dollar Matchmaker.  
• Heavily caffeinated anything (Monster Kaos, anyone??)
• Impractical shoes
• Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
• Rihanna.  And Demi Lovato.  Their songs rank amongst the top 25 most played on my iTunes.  I sing along.  Don't judge.
• Takeout Chinese food

Unfortunately, eliminating the guilt in garbage TV, ice cream, and Rihanna is out of the picture, but I can eliminate the guilt in Chinese food.  Everything delicious in kung pao chicken is encompassed in this tasty recipe, without the guilt of deep fat frying usually involved with takeout. (+ without the mess.  score.)  

Creamy Cashew Chicken Salad

Does anyone else eat weird breakfasts?  For instance, through middle school, I at a PB&J sandwich every day at the bus stop at the crack of dawn.  After awhile, if I brought a waffle instead, my classmates found that strange.  Well, my eclectic breakfast habits have only elevated since then... I woke up this morning, opened my fridge, and passed up my yogurt, fruit, etc and decided I wanted chicken salad.  So I made chicken salad, but not just any heavy, oily chicken salad--this is special chicken salad--guilt-free chicken salad.  Cashews provide the creaminess, while white grape juice concentrate lends a tangy sweetness, all punctuated by crunchy grapes, celery and just a hint of soy sauce.  This stuff made me a chicken salad believer.

Copy Cat Lara Bars

School has driven me to this thing I shamefully call the granola bar, fruit leather, and vitamin water diet.  How it works is I eat a smoothie for breakfast, and throw a variety of granola bars and fruit snacks in my bag for my lunch and dinner the rest of the day.  This habit is problematic for a few reasons... namely I get hungry and cranky, my groceries get expensive, and let's face it granola bars and dried fruit don't quite complete the food pyramid (whatever the current pyramid is filled up with).  Half of my grocery bill is typically made up of Luna bars, Cliff bars, Lara Bars, etc (Have you eaten the caramel nut brownie Luna bars?? oh my goodness they are divine.  And yes I know they aren't actually that healthy...)  Now, I realize I can't quite duplicate Luna's caramel nut brownie bar with ease, but I can copy Lara Bars with only a few simple ingredients.  And since I can... I did :)

Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pesto

There are a few food words that make me feel fancy: ganache, coulis, aioli, compote... I like'm.  And if I can toss them into the description of whatever I am making, I suddenly feel like a legitimate cook.  (I won't even venture to use the word chef, that's simply laughable.)  Pesto is one of these words.  For some reason pesto just sounds kinda fancy, you know?  And while I'm at it I'll toss my pesto on some bruschetta or capatavi or oriochette.  Or in english- this stuff tastes great smeared on some toast, or over a bowl of funny shaped noodles.  Personally, I enjoy mine with wheat rotini and sauteed veggies.

Baklava

 Everything so wrong and so wonderful about dessert comes together in this tasty creation.  Crispy, delicate layers of phyllo dough, loads of buttery goodness, crunchy aromatic nuts, and then in case you weren't already salivating, a sticky, sweet glaze coating the entire morsel.

Whether you've had baklava, or don't even know how to pronounce it- this is a simple and decadent dessert.  Just whatever you do, plan on giving some away, because it is tasty enough to eat a few squares too many :)

• 1 (16 ounce) package phyllo dough
• 1 pound chopped nuts- I use walnuts
• 1 cup melted butter
• 1 tsp ground cinnamon
• 1 cup water
• 1 cup white sugar
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1/2 cup honey

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter the bottoms and sides of a 9x13 inch pan.
2. In a bowl mix the chopped walnuts and cinnamon. Unroll phyllo dough and cut in half to fit the pan. Cover the phyllo with a dampened cloth to keep from drying out as you work. Place two sheets of dough in pan, brush thoroughly with melted butter. Repeat until you have 8 sheets layered. Sprinkle 2 - 3 tablespoons of nut mixture on top. Top with two sheets of dough, butter, nuts, layering as you go. The top layer should be about 6 - 8 sheets deep.
3. Using a sharp knife cut into diamond or square shapes all the way to the bottom of the pan. Bake for about 50 minutes until baklava is golden and crisp.
4. Make sauce while baklava is baking. Boil sugar and water until sugar is melted. Add vanilla and honey. Simmer for about 20 minutes. 

Notes:

• Cool the glaze as much as you can before coating- it keeps the baklava crispier.
• Serve in cupcake or mini-loaf papers for more convenient eating.
• Use any mix of nuts you like including almonds, pecans, walnuts, or pistachios. I wouldn't recommend peanuts.  Also dried chopped apricots or golden raisins make a delicious addition to the nut filling.
• If time permits, roast the nuts in a dry skillet a few minutes before layering the baklava.  Keep a careful eye on them though- nuts burn quickly and you can't salvage a burnt nut.
• Store loosely or uncovered, storing it airtight causes it to get soggy.

Yields 3 dozen.

Adapted from http://allrecipes.com/recipe/baklava/

Almond Pesto

 This pesto is simple, and far better than any store-bought pesto.  It is great on bruschetta, over pasta, or mixed with some sour cream or cream to make a creamy pesto sauce.  Not to mention the almonds lend a wonderful flavor and are far cheaper than pine nuts.

• 1/2 cup almonds
• 2 cloves garlic
• 2 cups fresh basil leaves
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• salt and pepper to taste
• 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese

1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Place almonds on a cookie sheet, and bake for 8-10 minutes, or until lightly toasted.
2. In a food processor, combine toasted almonds, garlic, basil, Parmesan cheese, salt and pepper. Process, streaming in olive oil until a coarse paste is formed. 

Notes:

• Basically any nut (except peanuts) can be subbed for the almonds- walnuts, pecans, and pine nuts are all a very safe bet, so use whatever you have on hand!
• The Parmesan cheese can be omitted to make the pesto vegan.
• To increase volume, the recipe can be doubled and sub out some of the basil with spinach.

Yields approximately 1 1/3 cup

Loaded Banana Cookies

This recipe makes a chewy, delicious cookie that is almost more like a muffin top than a cookie. They aren't too sweet, and are very satisfying.

• 1/2 cup coconut oil (may also use shortening or butter)
  
• 3/4 cups sugar
• 1/2 cup brown sugar
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 1/2 tsp banana extract (optional)
• 3 mashed very ripe bananas
• 2 eggs
• 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  
• 1/2 cup chopped pecans (walnuts may also be used)
  
• 1/4 cup chopped peanuts
• 1/4 cup shredded coconut
• ~12 oz chocolate chips (optional)

1. Heat oven to 350°F
   
2. Cream coconut oil and sugar together. Add mashed bananas, vanilla extract, banana extract, and eggs, mix well. Add pecans, peanuts, coconut, chocolate chips, flour, and baking powder, stir until incorporated.
3. Using a large cookie scoop (~1/4 cup) scoop dough onto a greased cookie sheet, leaving plenty of space between each cookie (I only put 6 on each cookie sheet) and bake for 15 minutes.

Notes:

• White chocolate chips can be used instead of chocolate
• A small scoop makes perfect mini cookies
• I leave out the chocolate chips and drizzle chocolate over the cookies to make them more attractive
  

Yields ~16 large cookies